Gina (Rachele Brooke Smith) is the greatest lifeguard who ever lived but, unfortunately, her superior, Reese (Adam Ambruso), is a dumbass jerk who doesn’t understand that workplace sexual harassment is no longer acceptable. Unfortunately, only one person truly believes in the existence of atomic shark. (The film also lets us know that the restaurant had four stars on Yelp before the explosion and only three stars after.) When the local restaurant blows up, the authorities blame it on a gas leak but we know it was because of the radioactive plankton. That’s right, there’s a glowing shark out there and it’s hungry! Not only is it eating people but, because it’s radioactive, it’s setting them on fire too! In fact, this shark is so radioactive that it’s causing sea food to become explosive. Well, the beach may be public domain but it’s about the become … atomic domain! Even when confronted by an indignant lifeguard, Fletcher responds, “The beach is public domain!” However, there are also a few drones being controlled by pervy little Fletcher (David Faustino), who films unsuspecting swimmers and joggers and then uploads the video to his site. The majority of them are lifeguard drones, which are used to deliver life vests to people drowning out in the middle of the ocean. There are drones flying up and down this beach. A kid pretending to drown, just so he can get some mouth-to-mouth.Īnd then there’s the drones. Jeff Fahey steering a motor boat and barely noticing when a water skier is suddenly devoured by a glowing shark. At first, it seems like a normal (if rather overcast) day at the beach. The film takes place on the San Diego shoreline. Seriously, you have to be the world’s biggest douchebag to actually nitpick a film that has a title like Atomic Shark. Those people were missing the entire point of the film.
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Just enjoy yourself.”Īs I watched the movie last night, I saw a few people on twitter worrying about things like whether or not a shark could actually become atomic or whether the characters were acting like logical human beings.
But even beyond that, a title like Atomic Shark announces, “This is going to be a fun movie! Sit back, relax, and don’t worry too much about the specifics. On the simplest level, it lets the viewers know that the film is about a shark and that the shark is, in some way, atomic. A title like Atomic Shark tells the audience everything that they need to know. Seriously, that’s a great name! In a few of my Lifetime reviews, I’ve pointed out that there is an art to picking the perfect title for a Lifetime film. The first of those films premiered last night. Along with showing such classics as Jersey Shore Shark Attackand Zombie Shark, SyFy is also premiering several new shark films. (Or, as the Snarkalecs and I like to call it, Snark Week!) Sharknado 4 will be premiering on Sunday and, in honor of that historic event, SyFy has devoted this week to broadcasting some of their trademark original movies. In case you missed it, it is currently Shark Week on the SyFy network.
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